I failed gym for the second time this semester. This is written with absolutely no pride. I am ashamed. After denial, I passed to anger, and after anger I passed to sadness, and after the sadness I passed to acceptance, and after the acceptance, I'm back at denial. Who fails gym twice?
As my father put it, " I will continue to support you, but will no longer have any emotional investment in you" Ouch.
This is where I have come up with a scholarship in my name, one which offers failures and flunk-outs the chance to get into good universities and FREE. The slogan, " FAIL YOUR WAY INTO COLLEGE!"
If only.
In other news, it appears that my brother is behind my lack of estrogen. He's stealing it all! He's growing little breasts!
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Well, lets hope you won't grow his moustache.
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